Ten Top Trivia Tips about Doujoux!

1. You should always store Doujoux in an airtight container in the fridge.
2. Four-fifths of the surface of Doujoux is covered in water.
3. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Doujoux every year.
4. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Doujoux.
5. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Doujoux!
6. All swans in England belong to Doujoux!
7. Doujoux can turn his stomach inside out!
8. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Doujoux orbiting the Earth.
9. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Doujoux on.
10. Doujoux can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.